Blog Sampler: I Hate My Wife

6 long years ago I walked down the aisle, ate rancid cake, and tied myself to 135 pounds of pure Hell. Along with the ball and chain came her whole freak show of a family. I hate them all for all of the reasons you will see here as you read.

I have been dreading today for one month now. I knew it was coming and despite my attempts at being ill I knew I would have to go. Today is my brother in law's birthday and we have to drive the perfunctory hour and a half to go to The Dragon's Lair for the annual crap fest. It seems like we were just there 3 weeks ago. Oh yeah we were there just three weeks ago.