Blog Sampler: I Hate My Wife

6 long years ago I walked down the aisle, ate rancid cake, and tied myself to 135 pounds of pure Hell. Along with the ball and chain came her whole freak show of a family. I hate them all for all of the reasons you will see here as you read.

I have been dreading today for one month now. I knew it was coming and despite my attempts at being ill I knew I would have to go. Today is my brother in law's birthday and we have to drive the perfunctory hour and a half to go to The Dragon's Lair for the annual crap fest. It seems like we were just there 3 weeks ago. Oh yeah we were there just three weeks ago.

Comments

[mitch]

Has anyone out there ever lived 13 years with someone who has borderline personality disorder? I left, but I did not leave my three children. Did things get better? NO!!!
You take a screwed up spouse---coupled with a high profile attorney, and what do you get.
Hell on earth ...

[klye randor]

my wife

[Mitchell]

8 years with a woman who can barely function normally, who hates everything and is never happy. Does that qalify as a personality disorder? If not, it should.

I hate my wife because she is a lazy fat slob. Sex sucks with her, she just lies on her back like a beached whale. She never cleans or picks up after herself. The fucking dishes in the sink and the mountain of dirty clothes give me nightmares. I've been with her for 9 years, she has not saved 1 dime and has no aspirations of doing anything different with her life. I wish things were different. Please god kill her.

[Permission to come aboard]

That lazy ever fattening, blood
sucking, moaning, self centred bitch.

Sex sucks? what is sex?

I hate her, so why can't i leave her. I
don't need for anything.. not one thing.

I was happier on my own... Spent all day
wishing I was in a relationship, but now
I know I was wrong about that.

Life sucks. God kill one of us.

[eoat]

Dudes. Divorce is an option nowadays.
Its your life.
Make yourself happy.
Even if it involves lawyers, its worth it.
Maybe the lawyer will be hot, you never know.

[tylerjay]

I've been married for just four months and my wife is a snarling c#@V at least 98% of the time. Being logical, considerate, interesting, or friendly to me are foreign concepts. She has no interest in having common interests, she bought shitloads of stuff from a cooking registry but hates to cook. G-d kill one of us!

[mike]

I have tried drugs. I have tried booze. I even tried to off myself with my car, to no avail. Why is it every time I blow up in response to her crazy crap (ten horses nobody rides---that's righ---TEN!) And a house FULL of enough knick knack crap to gag a horse---Hey, that's an idea.--Maybe I'll try it. All she does is spend money; sex is a bore, and I am at the end. I think I'll go lay on the tracks for a while....

[Scott]

6 years of marriage and I come home to the bitch with another man's cock in her hand. I am so dumb for wanting to make it work. I wish god would start liking me and end my miserable existance.

[Deadeye]

1991: I want to be married.
May 1992: Married

1994: I want kids
March 1995: Daughter

1999: I want to own a home
May 2000: First home

2003: I want a new car
October 2003: New Mini Van

Let's go back...1988, I want a good b10w j0b
2004...still waiting

[Rick]

I have been married 16 years to a woman who is bi-polar among other things. She has moved out three times and taken up with men. I've had it with her crap. She is a f**ked up whore with major problems. By the time she realizes what she has thrown away, I will have replaced her skanky ass.
Thanks for listening.

Marriage is a good thing with an understanding person, otherwise you are stuck in hell....4 ever!

My father in law and mother in law are aliens, they have taken over...

[Major Phuppe D Duppe]

My first wife was a bipolar lawyer, undiagnosed until she booked herself into the loony hospital,after the divorce. Of course she kept everything.
My current bitch has become a fat lazy deaf stupid ignorant "always right" turd head. She treats our son like a God and always has her hand down his pants (he is 5) Her daughter is a slave who is always wrong. She recently started to get into the pokies . . . 6 weeks and $4000 later, she still thinks she can win. She is always late but it's never her fault, but if she has to wait 2 minutes, all hell breaks loose. Fuck this, I want out, At least I love my job, if only I could get more overtime so that I'm not here.

[m]

Now that we're married and have a kid, my wife acts like she can't remember how to suck a cock. Like she didn't spend countless years before she met me doing it. I guess she wore herself out being the small-town teenage whore she was. I wish I'd never married the stupid bitch.

[justanothersucker]

I gotta say that we have a common problem here guys. This may sound like a longshot, but do you think that we could start a company out of helping dudes out. I am not going to use the "B" word, however I think it all day long. If anyone has any suggestions on these following ideas let me know:

A) Preventative - We get video clips of our wives at their very worst moments and create a video for husbands to be and sell it for 19.99. We could get rich and save some other poor blighters.

B) We actually pursue something like on the Stepford Wives and create a town where the women behave exactly how we want. Nice thing is we could get them to sign disclaimers. If they do turn into "B's" then they are not protected under law and we simply throw them out. Many young hot women waiting to move into the town would simply replace the "B" and life would go on until we had ejected all the wives.

C) We rage and start the Great Sex War. We start by beating them at their own game. We write books, create a male Oprah, Start Shows, Hire Billboards. We need a catchy phrase like "Leave no bitch untouched". Then we gradually get organized and wring them from all powerful posts they have fuc*ed their way into in the last 50 years. Let's take it back.

Either way - We would be fu**ing heroes, and young hot babes (with no strings attached) would finally service our needs...

Thank you

I am married to a woman who thinks she and her family are the most perfect creatures of god.we have been married for twenty years and things got worst when she started working for someone else and now she is wearing the pants and complains about everything from my snoring to my mother's friends and my relatives. I used to love her but hate her so very much now. i rather be alone with a dog over her!

[dumbf#ck]

I married the first woman I managed to get to have sex with me and got exactly what I deserved. She's a stupid, vapid, thoughtless, lazy, sexless, piece of crap and despite all my efforts has taught our daughters to be exactly like her. Now I am stuck in hell with three psycho - neurotic females who seem to go out of their way to actually do everything imaginable just to make me miserable. Somebody please shoot me in the head and end my worthless existance.

[worthless]

If that bitch stands in front of the tv one more time while i'm watching sport i'm going ram that wide screen right up her fucking ass! The fat, lazy, worthless excuse for a human being. If there was a world championship in sleeping that worthless fuck would win it. The only good thing to come of this shambles of a marriage is that I am motivated to do as much overtime as possible, more $$$$$ for me, nothing for that rancid cunt!

[alan brabish]

i hate my stupid biatch of a wife. i should have known she was a pyscho biatch when she came over one night and caught me...watching football and bit my arm. it only gets worse, we have a child now. i wish i never stuck it in her.

You're all a bunch of fucking losers HAHAHAHAHAHA! I think I hate my wife to though damnit!

[hamburger boy]

AH YES THE FAT BITCH SYNDROME,MINE IS FAT,LAZY,PIGGY AND STUPID!!!! I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO HAVE THEM BRAINWASHED INTO THE 1920'S!!!!

[Glen]

My god what have us guys gotten ourselves into. I've been married for now for 18 long miserable years with the uber-hag. If she would only pry her fat caboose of that chair for just a few minutes of the day other than to eat (the food I cook btw). Sex, now there's a foreign word, it's been well over two years and I just can't bring myself to stick it into her she repulses me that much. It's not as if sticking it into what feels like a used garbage bag would feel good anyway. The only thing she does around the house is the laundry and I do the rest. I am reminded of the fact that she is the one that keeps our clothes clean. I mean it's not as if she has to take the hike down to the river or anything and beat them on a rock. The whole friggin job takes a total of fifteen minutes every other day as stuffs into the washer and then the dryer. I kept a log one week of what she actually did around the house. Between Monday and Sunday she did the laundry three times and cleaned one out three bathrooms in the house. Convieniently she gets a headache when the thought of housework comes to her mind. Don't get me started on pms with this winner of a wife, look up PMS in the dictionary and you'll see her photo. We have two kids and my older son constantly complains to me how she's constantly ragging on him for nothing. I really feel sorry for him because he is a really good kid. I've been writing a diary lately of things that have been going on so I will have a record to take to the judge when I finally take the plunge. So I’ve decided, I can take the chance the lawyer is going to take me to the cleaners and I’ll have to support her ass for the rest of my life or I can divorce the cow for the sake of mine and my kids sanity, I’ll be free of her and hopefully the judge sees it my way. Thankfully she has an income similar to mine so I don’t think she’ll have much of a claim to my funds.

What the hell are you complaining about! My withe thinks Cooking, Cleaning and Fucking are three cities in China!

my wife took my baby girl and went to her mother. its to bad we live in mo. and her mother lives in tx. she cleand out the house after she told me she wanted me out for couple of days.got me fired in the process.I HATE THAT WOMAN.throwing me out is one thing takeing my kid away where i cant see her. now thats something f...ked up.now im broke waiting for my tax return so i can have a place when i go down there. i havent seen my little girl in two weeks.that should be punishable by death.useing a child as a pawn.a will walk to texas if i have to STUPID SLUT