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Hello, I am the gadget wizard, a blogger on this website, and I have some stuff to say about the iPhone.

The user friendly iPhone with the user friendly touch screen, pictures,  videos, and music.
Did I leave out something the thing that most of you people care less about oh yeah the phone.? 

See the people of Macintosh have figured out the code of the American Consumers pretty small white computers and mp3 players.  For example iMacs don’t have those huge towers below your desks.  And guess what more Americans buy them because they take up less space.  You know why they keep making new iPods is because the battery only lasts 2 years at max and then the battery breaks.  They may not be as pretty but they get the job done so when you see that Apple iPhone and it looks so cool with the touch screen and all that and it cost so much money there are other things out there that get the job done that could be less expensive.

Zombie Asian Prisoner Video ala Thriller

The Sports ZuD Cherishes are Under Attack

David Stern is scheduled to speak today on the NBA Ref who is under investigation and what the NBA intends to do as a result.

Vince McMahon should be speaking out as well, instead of hiding under his desk on the Steroids issue within the WWE.

Michael Vick is told to hide by NFL commish till he can figure out what to do about him and his nasty hobby.

imPress consists of a real human fingertip for iPhone

Griffin Introduces iPhone Stylus.

 

In a press release issued today, Griffin Technology announced the imPress, the first stylus specifically designed for the Apple iPhone.

The announcement was significant enough to draw praise from Chet Pipkin, president and CEO of Belkin, a Griffin competitor.

“Because Multitouch requires the contact of a human finger, we thought it couldn’t be done,” said Pipkin. “But they pulled it off. My hat is off to them.”

Despite earning the admiration of its competitors, the Griffin press release about the imPress contains some disturbing details.

As Apple has indicated, the human finger is the only thing that can reliably drive the iPhone’s Multitiouch interface. For this reason, the imPress consists of a real human fingertip at the end of a sturdy black pen made of advanced composite materials.

Derek Stembridge, vice president of Griffin marketing, confirmed that the imPress used actual human digits.

“Please, just don’t ask me where we got them,” Stembridge said.

“Really.  You don’t want to know.  I mean, I don’t even want to know.  But no matter how badly I scratch my scalp, I just… I can’t seem to get that memory out of my head!  Ha-ha!”

Stembridge then began scratching at his head, which was already covered in thick scabs.

“I’ll get it out eventually!” he cackled.

Sources in the retail channel claim the fingers came from Mexican day laborers. But one source who has worked closely with Griffin in the past but declined to be identified told reporters that the fingertips came from young, aspiring country/western performers who were lured into Griffin’s Nashville showroom.

OK, it was Shawn King.

 

     

Cuban comes to NBA's defense

As ZuD looks out on the scandal Mark Cuban Chimes in on What effect it will have:

12:55 AM CDT on Sunday, July 22, 2007

From Staff and Wire Reports     

       A defense of the NBA came Friday from, of all people, Mavericks owner        Mark Cuban.    

    

In a blog entry titled "Calamity as Catalyst – My Vote of Confidence in the NBA," Cuban wrote: "The NBA took a hit today. Behind that hit is a catalyst and opportunity for significant change that could make the NBA stronger than it ever has been. It's a chance to proactively put in place people, processes and transparency that will forever silence those who will question the NBA's integrity."

    

       Cuban declined to comment when asked to elaborate.    

   

Russell Crowe in a Cowboy Movie: 3:10 to Yuma

Link: 3:10 to Yuma trailers and video clips on Yahoo! Movies.

NBC, Fox make sense for Patrick

Speculation on where Dan Patrick will land...

Link: NBC, Fox make sense for Patrick - USATODAY.com.

Critical Mess in Critical Condition, Now Dead

Well we tried, as in creating a captivating concept. But the concept was never executed. ZuD found himself doing the usual thing, finding things to share and creating a link and then proceeding with that. And the banner was left looking foolish and misleading, another concept born and abandoned.

So I think it best we just call this blog ZuDfunck and do what we are prone to do which is blog what we want to blog and say it is what it is and move on. So that banner with the various banners we have had over the years is back up.

I don’t think anyone much noticed, not even the readers of the blogad that is currently running. But for the sake of those few who track such things that is our explanation.

What's My Blog Rated?

inluu.com inroduction: A geeks online Diary?

inluu.com revealed, geek-style

Alright, folks. This thing is close enough to beta now that I feel fine revealing the specific workings of inluu.com. You already know that my intention is to help people capture their life stories and memories, allowing them to share both epic moments and trivial things with their friends and family, and indeed the entire world.

How does inluu.com do this? Well, there are two pieces to it:

• A training tool, which you use to teach your own inluu about yourself
• A chat feature, which other people use to chat with your inluu (in lieu of you)

Let’s geek out…