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 Announcer: "And Powers hands off to Johnson, left side, gain of       maybe 1."   

 

      Commentator: "Are you f------ kidding me? That stupid s--- hasn't worked all day. This coaching staff needs to get its head out of its ass."

 

      Announcer: "No argument there. That brings up third and long. Powers drops back, looks down field, pressure's coming ... and he's sacked by Sanderson."

 

      Commentator: "Nice job, a------. Powers, you f------ suck in the pocket. You gotta get rid of it quick, d---head. Three years since he's left Texas State, this turd-hammer still hasn't figured that out."

 

      Announcer: "Here comes the punting unit. Kick's away, but ... oh, f--- me gently with a chainsaw! I think we're going to have running into the kicker. Powers and company better gets their d---- out of their hands, because they are heading back on to the field."

 

      Commentator: "That sucks s--- through a straw."

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Fire Isiah Thomas Heats Up

The Times Cites the Post:

Tabloid pugnacity ran headlong into journalistic impartiality in New York last week. Impartiality never stood a chance.

Great line...

Cheesey Post on NFL Quarterback Wives

Most intriguing and stunning post from YbNbY:

YBNBY Hall of Fame: The NFL Quarterbacks Wives' Club

ESPN Positioning Itself For Supremacy

Most startling article in NYTimes:

ESPN and Yahoo Sports are on a furious hiring binge, offering reporters and columnists more than they ever imagined they could make in journalism. And ESPN, in particular, has gone after the biggest stars at newspapers and magazines, signing them for double and triple what they were earning — $150,000 to $350,000 a year for several writers, and far more for a select handful...

...The competition for writers has even produced bidding wars, especially for big-name columnists like Rick Reilly (from Sports Illustrated to ESPN), Howard Bryant (from The Post to ESPN) and Selena Roberts (from The New York Times to Sports Illustrated) — but also for less widely known reporters. People who were briefed on the deals said that Mr. Reilly’s contract, easily the biggest of the recent signings, was worth more than $3 million a year.

“It’s the exact same model as what happened to athletes,” said Leigh Steinberg, a top sports agent. “We’re seeing free agency for sports journalists.”...

ESPN declines to reveal precise numbers, but in the last 18 months, it has hired at least 15 writers and editors from major newspapers and magazines, most of whom are expected to feed material to all of its platforms. Vince Doria, senior vice president and director of news, says that ESPN has 80 to 100 reporters and producers, not including its many columnists, where “five years ago, that number was closer to 50.”

Analysts say it generates far more profit — about $2 billion a year — than any other business built around a cable network...

ZuD regrets that long ago pass at a journalism class, Damn!

Chancellor of Basketball Commercial Dude

You know that commercial where the dude is talking smack in front of a bridge and the guy is shooting hoops in the background. The actor is Terry Crews here is his bio on IMDB. 

Friday Night Condom Justification

Stuart Scott back for Christmas NBA Coverage on ABC

It's been  a little light without our man Stu at the Helm on ESPN Basketball coverage and with TNT eating their lunch anything can help. Welcome back Stu!

clipped from sports.espn.go.com Scott's message Stuart Scott returns to ESPN's TV airwaves on Friday night, but has a message to deliver regarding his health. Listen

Footbal Field Logo Making

Big game, big Logo:

But why oh why send in for a home use model?