Have I Become a Fantasy Football Fag?

So it is time change weekend and here I am looping about my latest obsession, Fantasy Football. I am thinking do I have the right players, the teams they will face and will this year be the year?
What happened to me?
I used to enjoy football as a game!
Not like some green shaded accountant concerned about cooking the books or whatever accountants do
I don’t care if the teams win so much as I am concerned that they score 40 points!
This is not Good Zuddies. This is Bad, WAY BAD!
What’s next wanting to read the scores in the Wall Street Journal?
I can’t afford to become some Fantasy Football Fag who spends his day lining up the next 20-point free- agent!
Go on you can say it, it won’t hurt my feelings, I am a Big Boy
I do feel queer though
Not that there is anything wrong with that
I am down with that if that is what I am, a Fantasy Football Fag
There are worse things.
Hell in a few days we will have a Black President. Who am I to question anything?
A broke ass blogger with nothing better to do than blog in the middle of the night about obsessions and fears.
I don’t think I am homophobic.
Some of my best friends, well… I am cool with the whole gay thing, they just… well, next topic.
See what happens when you try to be open?
Every thing becomes unclear.
Look, what I am trying to say is fantasy football ruined my Sundays
I have lost a key part of my life and it makes me wonder what has the NFL has gained as a result, besides all these anally compulsive nerds gathering in watering holes getting their freak on figuring out what the best team is.
What have we become as a people?
Will Obama fix that as well?
How am I better off today? What makes my life better? How are we preventing terrorists from flying into tall buildings spending our weeks in the autumn season obsessing over how many points Larry Johnson is going to score?
And by the way that dude messed up! He screwed me out of a championship with his spitting problem.
I am so done with this mess!
I can’t get a 25-point running back at mid season. Are you kidding me? This is serious stuff and he is spiting drinks at ladies.
Well I guess I beat that Dead Horse enough.

I want to thank all of you for clicking in and hope you have a Fantastic Fantasy Football Day and lets not spare the Horses!