Fantasy Football Corrupts Enjoyment of America's Game

I think people bet football to make it more intriguing

Trying to make money

But they never do

The bit is rigged

That is why they do it, for the thrill

 

Now a cheaper way to get thrills is fantasy

I know I know

I thought it was kids stuff

And it does cheapen the experience somewhat,

   

Instead of just down and out

Cheering on a game your all caught up in stats & players

Particularly at 4 pm games

You're trying to make up for all the Dolts who didn't come through in the One o'clock games

Your nearing a major depression and

Hoping all your four o'clock players can

Amass HUGE numbers.

   

Now that I think of it

FANTASY FOOTBALL SUCKS

   

   

Yeah I said it

The only reason it is free is because it amasses huge hits on sponsored sites and though no one pays attention to the ads anyway the site sponsor, thinks they do. It is just another rigged gambit!

 

Like all the other on line garbage spewing sites you know and love, Damn sick of all of em, wait a minute, got to go, Kick-off is coming up and I promised to do the chips and dip this time.