Shop Until You Drop, It's the American Way
So America did good the day after Turkey Day!
Though not as many shopped, more money was spent!
That gives us all hope. Hope that things might turn around. At least things aren't as bad if you all had stayed home! I feel good. But I knew this would happen, cause I know how you women are. Y'all can't stay home when there are bargains to be had. Color TV's, winter coats, Diamond rings, toys for junior to play with. Hell we all want deals, that's what got us in this fix to begin with! Remember?
I can get That Big Ass house for nothing down. And not make payments till when? Hell yeah, where do I sign? The thought of getting over on somebody or something is the American way! So it is good to see we still have that instinct alive and well in us all! But don't stop now America.
Don't stop now. We need to make it all up now, so you get that cold turkey sandwich, pack up the kids and lets hit Wal-Mart once again! Get that plasma for the bedroom, get that new washer dryer, hell get the front loading kind. We'll make this a X-mas to remember.
Don't stop now, fix the economy all by yourself, you'll be an American Hero!









